Week 45

A man informed his friends that God told him he would win the lottery…he repeatedly told his friends this for 40 plus years, but never won the lottery. The man died and angrily confronted God, saying, “You lied to me all those years and I made a fool of myself on earth, continually telling my friends that you told me I would win the lottery.” God looked at the man and said, “First you have to buy the ticket.”

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